Edward Cullen Facebook Status..

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Edward Cullen : bored..
today at 10:00pm · like

Jasper Cullen : where's Bella..?
today at 10:05pm · Like

Edward Cullen : on her period..
today at 10:10pm · Like

Bella Swan : don't just tell everyone that i'm on my period..!
today at 10:15pm · Like

Edward Cullen : why..? u are..
today at 10:20pm · like

Bella Swan : well i don't tell everyone u sparkle like a f***ing fairy in the sun or that u won't f*** my brains out until we're married even though i'm so up for it.. u're not a real vampire..! u're just a f***ing sparkling emo, B**ch..!
today at 10:25pm · Like

Bella Swan went from being "married" to "single."
♥ Like today at 10:30pm
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---> Just for joke.. ^-^